"It's kind of like LinkedIn, but for wise guys."
I looked at him the way I usually do, eyes squinted, mouth puckered like I just ate a fucking lemon. You'd think I'd be used to it by now, but this kid always gets me like that. All the kids. Fuck them. Think they know so fucking much just because they have a computer in every fucking pocket.
Like I said, I looked at him, "What the fuck you talkin' about?"