Monday, July 07, 2003

What's wrong with you? A few weeks ago I commented on the survey showing that 40 million Americans are hopelesly depressed and refuse to do admit it, much less do anything about it. Now, in case you didn't fit the warning signs of depression (I did), we have a new "disease" to worry about, and keep us drugged: Adult ADD & ADHD.

Yes, in case you missed out on all that Ritalin action as a kid, it's now never too late to be diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (or Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). Could this be you? Take the test now and find out! (I failed the test: no ADD for me, darn it).

Don't let the fact that the test is sponsored by a pharmaceutical company bother you. After all, we didn't let that get in the way of our enjoyment of the depression survey. No, just keep taking these online tests and sooner or later we'll find a mental ailment that requires your being drugged.

"Our goal: Everybody on mind meds by 2004! It's the only way to re-elect Bush!"

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