And then there was the one about the Air Force officer charged for anti-Bush graffiti. He'd been finding cars with Bush or Bush-Cheney bumper-stickers on them and spray-painting over them.
"Police set up a bait car with a pro-Bush bumper sticker, parked it at the airport with a surveillance camera, and waited. On July 1, the camera recorded a man spray-painting over the bumper sticker with an expletive."
According to Major Tina Barber-Matthew, spokeswoman for the U.S. Air Force Space Command, "Until we can validate or invalidate the charges, he is still on full-duty status."
And an un-related quote:
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore." - George Carlin