Thanks to a church group in Kansas, we can now prevent the deaths of any more American soldiers in Iraq and elsewhere. These geniuses have decided that dead soldiers are evidence of God's wrath, and there's obviously only one thing that He could be angry about: Gays in the military.
The platform these good Americans have chosen to spread their message is to protest at the funerals of soldiers. Not just gay soldiers (how would they know, anyway?), but any and all soldiers killed in Iraq (etc.).
Yes, our soldiers are falling because they've been forced to accept homosexuality and other "sinful acts" as normal. (Read more at the Chicago Tribune)
But don't worry about this. The problem is being solved. The military is doing all it can to get rid of the gays in their midst.