This is for real. When I first heard about second-hand a couple of days ago, I thought it was a joke. But it's real. Sliced peanut butter. In individually wrapped single servings.
Finally, all that inconvenient spreading that's kept me away from eating peanut butter has been eliminated. Think of the time we'll all save, now that all we have to do is somehow peel the peanut butter off the little plastic sheets to make our sandwiches.
Now, if they can only perfect the single-serving pre-sliced mayonnaise and mustard, I'll be able to eat bologna sandwiches again, too!
In other news, I've decided to resurrect Room to the Left: Third Party Politics, my column at Suite101.com.