Now here's a new market I'm not sure I want to submit my writing to:
Toilet Paper Novels Hit Stalls. Yes, now you can read your favorite authors, poets, and philosophers while on the pot, even if you forgot to bring your book with you.
"We want our books to be used. That's our philosophy," said the German publisher, noting that about half the population likes to read while on the john. Well, you can't argue with that, it's just a matter of what the books will be used for that disturbs me.