This one is just too weird. Considering that yesterday was April Fool's Day, I've tried to verify this with several sources, and it appears to be real. Or a really, really good hoax.
Jerry Garcia's toilet has been stolen. Of course, Jerry's long gone, and will not miss it, but it's missing never-the-less. "It's unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom," but police are looking into it.
Thanks to Steve for the email alert.