When He's 64

Sir Paul and Heather Mills McCartney have separated after four years of marriage. Paul, who never asked Heather to sign a prenuptial agreement, is shocked by those who think that Heather is planning on taking a good chunk of his fortune with her.

Excuse me, but, just how freaking stupid is he?

McCartney, who turns 64 next month, is about to find out just how expensive a mistake he made. I'm not saying that Heather is evil or greedy or vindictive or anything at all. But, if you are on your way out of a room, and you see $1.5 billion sitting on the table, and half of it legally could be yours, are you just going to leave it there?

Talk about your fool on the hill...

CNN: Paul McCartney faces expensive divorce

Okay, now for my rude joke. If only they'd had a prenup. Then she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

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