Osama and Twain

By now you've heard the leaked intelligence reports that Osama Bin Laden may be dead. But then again, he might not be. Must be a slow news day.

Now, the theory is that the news of his death was made up and deliberately "leaked" in order to get him to show his face and prove that he's still alive. I suppose they expect him to make some sort of reference to Mark Twain and make a new video saying, "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Oh, and Death to America."

So far it hasn't worked. Either he's still alive and not so easily tricked into exposing himself, or he really is quite dead, or he's just not a big fan of 19th century American humorists.

Tags: Osama Bin Laden, Mark Twain, death rumors