Tuesday, June 05, 2001

Man! Next time I'm laid off, I want to be canned by Guinness.

When a Guinness packaging plant closes in Dundalk, Ireland, next month workers will be able to drown their sorrows in beer, thanks to a severance package that includes up to 10 years' free supply of stout. Oh, yeah, and they'll get some money too. But it's the beer that makes it palatable.

If I had a Guinness allowance of two bottles a day, I'd be feeling much better right about now.

Laid-off Guinness workers get liquid compensation

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