Man! Next time I'm laid off, I want to be canned by Guinness.
When a Guinness packaging plant closes in Dundalk, Ireland, next month workers will be able to drown their sorrows in beer, thanks to a severance package that includes up to 10 years' free supply of stout. Oh, yeah, and they'll get some money too. But it's the beer that makes it palatable.
If I had a Guinness allowance of two bottles a day, I'd be feeling much better right about now.
Laid-off Guinness workers get liquid compensation